The apple tree that uncle said I will need to beg to have one because I always kutuk it, has started to bear it's virgin fruit.Now I will have to practise begging because I ooh so want a bite.
Me : OMG, did you see your apple tree. It's bearing fruit!
Uncle : Yes, do you know it's heritage apple. You can't buy it commercially.
Me: Yes I know, so is it red or green apple?
Uncle: It's...... mmmmmm
Me: You don't know?
Uncle : Er.... I need to dig out it's birth cert.
Me: Aiyor, if you don't know the color how do you know when to harvest it?
Uncle: Let me try to find it's birth cert.
Me; I can be your fruit tester! I can take a bite and tell you sweet or sour.
Uncle: Nope, you have to beg for it, remember?
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